1.) Some of the vile, disgusting times of my life have occurred while changing my son's diapers...and they didn't even make me gag!
2.) My husband is the greatest Dad on earth. I knew he had the ability, but he has really fulfilled that potential.
3.) I can function on little to no sleep much more easily when I love what I'm doing (mommying).
4.) Projectile vomit can be more awe-inspiring than disgusting when it is your own child. You can sometimes even feel as if you need to brag about the distance gained.
5.) Rocks can be the topic of a discussion that lasts for 30 minutes or more.